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Tuesday, April 22, 2008

medical name: itchingpainandcrazinessaftercamp-itis

common name: camps after effects

degree of contagiousness: limited to people who attended camp only

cause: extreme commando crawling on grassy surface, prolonged jumping like mad man/woman, over-clapping, over-shouting, laughing and cheering

immediate symptoms include: itching on arms, legs and sometimes near the 'delicate' areas; muscular pain usually around the thighs, arms, neck area and abdominal pains due to too much laughing; bruises around the elbows, knees and occasional bruises around the head due to bumping into walls while sitting and laughing near a wall; panda eyes due to lack of sleep; sexy voice due to sore throat and dehydration, extreme noise pollution due to hunger (usually the stomach area), loss of blood due to bloodsuckers a.k.a mosquitoes/leeches, overloaded laundry bag

long term effects (usually 1-2 days after camp): extreme drowsiness in class, the cross-arms-with-head-on-arms-on-table position may cause further pain near the neck area,
continuous craziness (i.e: group cheering when irrelevant), over-sleeping, unfinished homework, extreme mumbling of nonsense

recommended prescription: half a days sleep, use brush to wash body with antiseptic liquid (recommended brush: firm bristle toothbrush for 'delicate' areas and clothes scrubbing brush for all other areas of the body), drink lots of water, continuous craziness with friends with same symptoms to reduce continuous craziness alone, calling other friends who do not show same symptoms to share camp experience

other notes: symptoms are NOT contagious but continuous craziness maybe spread among those with same symptoms, patients with stated symptoms may get emotional if memory of camp is reminisced