Saturday, September 22, 2007
this is wat u get if ur in a class full of guys...:
SITUATION 1
me n my class were walkin to da chemistry lab... to get there hav to pass da f5 classes which r takin exams... so a fren of mine was makin a lil too much of noise... here's da conversation...:
Fren A: eh... quiet a bit lar... they takin exams la... later they throw pen at u larrr...
Fren B: hahaha...
Me : hahaha... no wei... more like they throw their question paper at us n ask us to answer for them lar...
Fren A: hahaha... "senior.. pls help us..." *does it wit a funny voice*
*all of us who heard jus burst out laughin*
SITUATION 2
im a prefect... n us prefects (there r 4 of us includin me) usually leave early to hav our break... when we came back to da class after da break (its now MUET lesson... teacher was in class adi btw...) we saw this on da board:
TODAY GOT PHYSICS PRACTICAL 2Class Monitor : eh.. 2day got practical 2... get redi arr... Me : har...?!! got arr...?!! but teacher not here leh... he didnt come skol... cannot go in lab without teacher leh... *panicky voice*Prefect fren A: maybe Mr. X (another teacher) will monitor us...Me : maybe lar... but wats da practical 2 question...? teacher oso nvr give... Prefect fren A: maybe its in our students manual... *he's alredi seacrhin 4 it* i cant find it...Me : wait... i think i got brin... *i went to my desk n opened my folder n found it* nah... here... *both lookin 4 practical 2* Prefect fren A: eh... says here there is an experiment...Me : but report can be done at home... plus not compulsory to do leh...Prefect fren A: maybe teacher wants us to do...? who knows...Me : hmm... tru oso...as i sat beside my fren, i saw fren C wrote this on da board:CLASS MONITOR'S PRACTICAL JOKE
then it struck me... da *censored* was jus playin wit us... not onli da prefects... but nearly my WHOLE class...
Me : wat da hell...??!! its a *censored* joke...??!!
Classmates : !!#@#$#^&^$**%)()**&%*&!!
Class Monitor: wait.. wait... let me ex... *got surrounded by my classmates*
next thing u know... we 'lauk' him... *i didnt do it though... onli some lauk him...*
Teacher : omg...!! wat r u doin...?! Class Monitor... r u ok...? *a very shocked tone*
Prefect fren A: teacher... how would u feel if u jus came back from duty n u see tht there is practical 2day... not know anythin, panickin, not prepared n eventually bein told its a joke...?
Teacher : oh... ok... u guys wanna whack him again....?
Whole Class : YEA~!!
Class Monitor : wait... let me explain...
*all listenin attentively*
Class Monitor : i do this becos so tht u all APPRECIATE ur last 3 periods...
Classmates : WAT....??!! *some started chasin him out of da class...*
eventually everythin settled down... bugger lookin 4 death... *&^$&!#@&@#!$(&#($*
SITUATION 3
MUET lesson again... this time teacher wanted to do speakin lesson... impromptu speech... *sheesh* all of us picked a topic... i got tropical fruits...
Fren Y: eh... wat topic u got...? *i showed paper*
Me : tropical fruits... u?
Fren Y: change change~! *hands over his paper*
Me : oh... ok...
guess wat...? his topic was beauty... *damn it*
Teacher: if u guys don like ur topic u can change... *puts a couple of pieces of paper on a table*
a sudden rush of ppl to tht table... all wantin to change their topic... i went there too... hopin to get somethin better... but eventually i stuck to da beauty thingy...
Teacher: here... pick ur numbers...
honestly... i didnt like goin 1st as my teacher ALWIS asks me to go 1st 4 almost nearly everythin tht had to do wit presentation... she likes me 2 go 1st... i jus complained to my teacher y i kept on goin 1st... so she did da number in da paper thingy... as i picked my paper... guessed wat...? i got NUMBER 1~!!!
Me : wat da HELL...????!!!! number 1...????!!!! again....????!!!!
Classmates: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Teacher : oh... ah... 2day is da happiest day in my life... no... happiest moment... *sarcastic voice*
Me : *grumble*
fast forward... now its my fren's turn... his topic was dream... then he categorised dreams into 3 categories... normal dreams, nightmares n wet dreams... *gasp* he said he will skip da wet dream part... *awww* after tht... i came up wit my our 3 categories... my fren is still presentin...
Me : u know da 3 categories...? my 3... normal... horny... n very horny...
Fren C: hahaha... horny...
Me : yea...
Fren C: wet dream... wet dream... wet dream... *da way u do it when u wan more in a concert*
my fren who was still presentin jus laugh it off... my teacher did a funny + disgusted face... after everythin was over... i again made 3 new categories...
Me : hey... my new other 3 categories... normal... wet... flooded...
Fren W: hahaha...! flooded... *bendin over laughin*
Me : hahaha... yea... cool huh...?
Fren W: hahaha... mine even better... normal... wet... not dreamin anymore...
Me :damn... hahaha... not dreamin anymore...
Fren W: lol...
conclusion... my class rocks... hehehe... =)
