Sunday, September 30, 2007
be4 i start... lets all not get da title wrong... has ntg to do wit anyone... directly i mean... its jus tht i hav jus finished my own personal experiment... usin watever resource i hav i conducted this experiment... da subjects r (don scream...) me n my frens... apparatus tht r used r my 2 hps n my com... purpose of this experiment is simple... to find out da number of ppl who take da 'PAINSTAKIN' task n LIBERTY to ask me a simple question: how r u...
y am i doin this experiment...? simple... ever felt like u r suddenly not communicatin enuf wit ur old frens...? wonderin where they r n wat they r doin...? how r they gettin along after high skol...? n when u think bout it... its not u who is not makin da effort to call/msg/etc them... its THEM who is not doin enuf... frens yeh...?
i subjected myself to be da subject of this experiment (pardon da pun) simply becos its da easiest way... y...? for eg... if u take a drop dead gorgeous gal as da subject... would da experiment be a success...? high probability no... no offence... but in this experiment... looks DO affect da result...
i shall not reveal any data as this is a PERSONAL experiment... wat i can say is da results r quite disappointin... not tht da experiment is a failure... in fact its a success... but as a person wit feelings... its sad... 2 conclusions...
1) i shall explain bout me... turns out not many ppl did ask tht question save for 1 homosappien... he/she (told u i will not reveal any data) is a very close fren of mine... no prizes for guessin correctly... mainly becos im quite a forgettable person...
2) ppl r alwis lookin for newer things... newer places to go... newer adventures... more ppl to meet... but they get so absorbed in da present... da past is forgotten... however accurate this is... its unknown...
whether this is a valid experiment in ur eyes i shall leave tht to u la... no point arguin over somethin like this rite...? try ur own experiment... da results may or may not shock u... diff ppl diff results...some of u may say 'u oso da same wat... oso nvr ask us how r we...' u see... i did do ask tht last time... but i got fed up of it... cos im da 1 alwis askin...! n dats oso y i started this experiment in da 1st place... be4 i end jus a reminder... for those who 4got ur old pals back then... jus don look back in regret when u look at ur photos when u were in high skol... knowin tht u jus WASTED a perfect frenship jus becos u were too 'BUSY' wit ur collage/uni life... my fren could still ask ke tht question... y cant u...?
Saturday, September 22, 2007
this is wat u get if ur in a class full of guys...:
SITUATION 1
me n my class were walkin to da chemistry lab... to get there hav to pass da f5 classes which r takin exams... so a fren of mine was makin a lil too much of noise... here's da conversation...:
Fren A: eh... quiet a bit lar... they takin exams la... later they throw pen at u larrr...
Fren B: hahaha...
Me : hahaha... no wei... more like they throw their question paper at us n ask us to answer for them lar...
Fren A: hahaha... "senior.. pls help us..." *does it wit a funny voice*
*all of us who heard jus burst out laughin*
SITUATION 2
im a prefect... n us prefects (there r 4 of us includin me) usually leave early to hav our break... when we came back to da class after da break (its now MUET lesson... teacher was in class adi btw...) we saw this on da board:
TODAY GOT PHYSICS PRACTICAL 2Class Monitor : eh.. 2day got practical 2... get redi arr... Me : har...?!! got arr...?!! but teacher not here leh... he didnt come skol... cannot go in lab without teacher leh... *panicky voice*Prefect fren A: maybe Mr. X (another teacher) will monitor us...Me : maybe lar... but wats da practical 2 question...? teacher oso nvr give... Prefect fren A: maybe its in our students manual... *he's alredi seacrhin 4 it* i cant find it...Me : wait... i think i got brin... *i went to my desk n opened my folder n found it* nah... here... *both lookin 4 practical 2* Prefect fren A: eh... says here there is an experiment...Me : but report can be done at home... plus not compulsory to do leh...Prefect fren A: maybe teacher wants us to do...? who knows...Me : hmm... tru oso...as i sat beside my fren, i saw fren C wrote this on da board:CLASS MONITOR'S PRACTICAL JOKE
then it struck me... da *censored* was jus playin wit us... not onli da prefects... but nearly my WHOLE class...
Me : wat da hell...??!! its a *censored* joke...??!!
Classmates : !!#@#$#^&^$**%)()**&%*&!!
Class Monitor: wait.. wait... let me ex... *got surrounded by my classmates*
next thing u know... we 'lauk' him... *i didnt do it though... onli some lauk him...*
Teacher : omg...!! wat r u doin...?! Class Monitor... r u ok...? *a very shocked tone*
Prefect fren A: teacher... how would u feel if u jus came back from duty n u see tht there is practical 2day... not know anythin, panickin, not prepared n eventually bein told its a joke...?
Teacher : oh... ok... u guys wanna whack him again....?
Whole Class : YEA~!!
Class Monitor : wait... let me explain...
*all listenin attentively*
Class Monitor : i do this becos so tht u all APPRECIATE ur last 3 periods...
Classmates : WAT....??!! *some started chasin him out of da class...*
eventually everythin settled down... bugger lookin 4 death... *&^$&!#@&@#!$(&#($*
SITUATION 3
MUET lesson again... this time teacher wanted to do speakin lesson... impromptu speech... *sheesh* all of us picked a topic... i got tropical fruits...
Fren Y: eh... wat topic u got...? *i showed paper*
Me : tropical fruits... u?
Fren Y: change change~! *hands over his paper*
Me : oh... ok...
guess wat...? his topic was beauty... *damn it*
Teacher: if u guys don like ur topic u can change... *puts a couple of pieces of paper on a table*
a sudden rush of ppl to tht table... all wantin to change their topic... i went there too... hopin to get somethin better... but eventually i stuck to da beauty thingy...
Teacher: here... pick ur numbers...
honestly... i didnt like goin 1st as my teacher ALWIS asks me to go 1st 4 almost nearly everythin tht had to do wit presentation... she likes me 2 go 1st... i jus complained to my teacher y i kept on goin 1st... so she did da number in da paper thingy... as i picked my paper... guessed wat...? i got NUMBER 1~!!!
Me : wat da HELL...????!!!! number 1...????!!!! again....????!!!!
Classmates: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Teacher : oh... ah... 2day is da happiest day in my life... no... happiest moment... *sarcastic voice*
Me : *grumble*
fast forward... now its my fren's turn... his topic was dream... then he categorised dreams into 3 categories... normal dreams, nightmares n wet dreams... *gasp* he said he will skip da wet dream part... *awww* after tht... i came up wit my our 3 categories... my fren is still presentin...
Me : u know da 3 categories...? my 3... normal... horny... n very horny...
Fren C: hahaha... horny...
Me : yea...
Fren C: wet dream... wet dream... wet dream... *da way u do it when u wan more in a concert*
my fren who was still presentin jus laugh it off... my teacher did a funny + disgusted face... after everythin was over... i again made 3 new categories...
Me : hey... my new other 3 categories... normal... wet... flooded...
Fren W: hahaha...! flooded... *bendin over laughin*
Me : hahaha... yea... cool huh...?
Fren W: hahaha... mine even better... normal... wet... not dreamin anymore...
Me :damn... hahaha... not dreamin anymore...
Fren W: lol...
conclusion... my class rocks... hehehe... =)
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
uber cool... hehe... 2day i did my 2nd chemistry practical... cool but kinda complicated as we reli need to be precise... very precise... hokay so... da prep of sodium hydroxide (NaOH) was a killer... da stupid alkali solution reli gave me a headache... to prep 250 cm3 of NaOH we were given solid sodium n distilled water... ok... to cut short (read: lazy wanna explain) after prep da solution... hav to titrate wit monobasic acid HX... question was to find concentration of da HX acid... *skippin all da nonsense* this was wat i did AFTER i finished da experiment... da balance NaOH solution i poured in phenolphthalein (da indicator) bout 1/5 of da phenolphthalein bottle... *its a lot...!* da whole solution turned, well, this...
this is wat u get when u pour TOO MUCH phenolphthalein into an alkali solution... u get ribena... or grape juice...?i couldnt resist take a pic of me goin mad... ok ok... tht sounds so wrong... hehehe... Tuesday, September 11, 2007
did ya know... :
- if someone is very quiet n alwis says tht 'everythin is ok' is actually someone who is alwis burdened wit problems...?
- tht someone who is loud n tries to be da centre of attention is tryin to hide their inner sorrow...?
- tht someone who looks so strong n tough on da outside is very weak n vulnerable on da inside...?
- tht someone who tells u tht he/she is not dreamin/fantasizin about someone/somethin is actually doin exactly tht...?
- tht someone who tells u tht he/she is not in love wit someone actually is in love wit someone, secretly...?
most of us (if not all of us) r actually opposite of wat we portray when we r wit others... but y do we hide our feelings...? y do we try our very best (sometimes) to jus make it look like everythin is perfectly normal while in reality it is not...? y do we wear tht fake smile in front of others but let our tears flow like rivers when we r alone...? y do we say we love our frens n family but hate ourselves n our lives....? y do we try so hard to be ourselves but end up bein someone we don wan...?
"Let me ask you something. If someone prays for patience, you think God gives them patience? Or do you think He gives them the opportunity to be patient? If he prayed for courage, does God give 'em courage or does He give them the opportunity to be courageous? If someone prayed for the family to be closer, do you think God zaps them with warm fuzzy feelings or does He give them opportunities to love each other?"
- Evan Almighty-
Thursday, September 06, 2007
ahhh... looks like im back here... again... strange tho... i hardly blog last time... but now i seem to be bloggin more often... maybe becos im too free...? nah... cannot be... or is it becos im under loads of pressure...? nope... if im under pressure i would hav jus socked some random dude on da street in da face... or is it becos my bottled up feelin r jus explodin...? ah... yes... maybe tht's it... my observation r becomin more regular as now i observe many ppl n their actions... mostly if not all of those ppl r my frens... n i came up wit a conclusion: some ppl r jus plainly nice... here's da punch line... most of them r jus a bunch of actors... phony n very easy to see through (maybe jus to me la...)... some fail to see tht even though they r alwis wit them... i don know y but da onli reason/s i can think of is tht they r either very, very ignorant n patient or they jus cant notice no matter how obvious it is...
like i said be4... we all live in a world filled wit lies n deceit... now life would be borin if there were no drama n backstabbin rite...? this is where lies n deceit comes in... ppl lie n cheat to usually achieve they goal whether is personal or not... nvrtheless... thts life... tell me u hav nvr cheated n been cheated i would punch u in da face n call u a liar... all of us hav had our fair share of lyin n cheatin... bein cheated by someone u don like may hurt but not tht painful... but bein cheated n lied by some u love is reli painful n it literally SUCKS!! there is another case tho... watchin someone u love bein cheated, used, taken 4 granted n stepped over like a dirt rag doll... but... there is ntg u can do... ntg at all but watch like an innocent bystander ... helpless... watchin them suffer... their eyes... pleadin 4 help... ok ok... a lil too much drama there... XD
life is full of surprises... some r very surprisin, very nice surprises (pardon da pun...) n some kinda of an expected surprise... i don know how to explain this... its like when somethin surprises u but when u think it over u will go 'hey... i should hav expected tht...' get da pic...? haaaneway... after all this... i feel im losin faith in my frens... not all but some of them... their actions say a lot... i jus cant find tht 1 reason to make me trust them again... i don care who u r... u can be da smartest, most handsome, most beautiful, etc for all i care... if i lose faith in u... i don know if i can trust them ever again...
